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1 :(■且■)山内組長:04/02/02 06:48 ID:fWVScMGJ
第5問 次の会話について, 下の問い(A〜C)に応えよ。 (配点 32)

  〜PAT and Ness were arranging the sex orgy at the house〜

 PAT: Ok,Ness.I have seven girls' photograph now.
     Shall I invite which girl to a sex orgy?
 Ness : Well,Since I have not done sex to Paula,
     A girl who leads me is the most desirable.
 PAT: Oh!! Haven't you had a sex to Paula?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
 Ness :And the skin of a penis has covered・・・
 PAT: Laughed!You should appear in the sacred vagina of
      a beauty girl's Paula in large quantities, and should make semen to it.
 Ness : In such a state, since sex is impossible,
      I am going to perform an operation on during this week, and to cure.
 PAT: that's so good.If it succeeds in an operation, it can participate in a sex orgy.
 Ness : Then, which girl is desirable? Please show a photograph.
 PAT: This is the photograph.

  - PAT picked out the photograph from the bag. -

任天堂入試センター試験 2004年度本試の問題は>>2-へ続く。

2 :(■且■)山内組長:04/02/02 06:49 ID:fWVScMGJ
 Ness : ・・・・.
 PAT:  All the girls are my sex friends.
 Ness : ・・・・.
 PAT: ??
 Ness : I decline participating this sex orgy・・・.Soryy・・・.
 PAT: ?!

A 問 1  Why didn't Ness participate in the sex orgy?
   @Because the date of a sex orgy and the date of an operation overlapped
   ABecause all the girls of the sex friend of PAT resembled Paula
   BBecause Ness did not have the confidence which does sex well
   CBecause the skin of a penis not only has covered Ness, but it was also an impotence
   DBecause Ness is since sexual intercourse had already been carried out to Paula

3 :水先案名無い人:04/02/02 06:50 ID:G0SWFySA
一発ネタ?

4 :水先案名無い人:04/02/02 07:11 ID:9V/8cLIP
 〜パットとネスは家で乱交祭りの計画を練っていた〜

パット:よしネス、俺は今7人の少女の写真を持ってるんだ。
     この少女たちを乱交祭りに誘わないか?
 ネス:うーん、僕はまだポーラと性交したことがないんだ。
     彼女は僕と交り合う最も好ましい相手さ。
パット:なんと!?君はまだポーラを犯してないのか・・アッハハハハハハ!!
 ネス:それに僕のペニスはまだ皮に覆われていて・・
パット:笑った!君は美少女ポーラの神聖な膣に精液をブチまけるべきだよ。
 ネス:今のままだとまだ性交できないんだけど、今秋のうちに手術して治そうと思ってるんだ。
パット:それはとてもいいと思うよ。手術が成功すれば、乱交祭りに参加できるしな。
 ネス:さてと、どの女の子がいいかな。写真を見せてよ。
パット:これが写真さ。

 〜パットはバッグから写真を取り出した〜

 ネス:・・・・
パット:全員俺の乱交仲間さ!
 ネス:・・・・
パット:??
 ネス:申しわけないけど、僕はこの乱交祭りからは降りるよ。
パット:?!

5 :水先案名無い人:04/02/02 07:17 ID:9V/8cLIP
A 問 1  なぜネスは乱交祭りに参加しなかったのですか?
   @乱交祭りと手術の日程が重なったから。
   Aパットの乱交仲間の少女全員がポーラに似ていたから。
   B性交が得意であるという信任を得ていなかったから。
   Cペニスが皮で覆われていただけでなくまたそれによって無力であったから。
   D既にポーラと性交してしまったから

6 :水先案名無い人:04/02/05 01:56 ID:nlkIyfge
Oh,Nintendo sorry! It must have been the other one.

どせいさんFuck
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漏れはこれを描いた香具師を神と認定する
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突きが甘いぞネスよ
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描いた絵師の居場所が任天堂に特定されるな
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軽く考えただけでも色々申そう出来る
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しっかり奥まで突くべきだ
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Now Includes Story "Ness's Goddess"
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どうしてマザーの絵師は萌える絵ばっか描けるんだろう
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ポーキー、Good job!
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外人のは意図が分かんねぇよ
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漏れは頭を押さえつけてマンコにブチまけてやる方がいいと思うがどうよ
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チェックポイントはマンコから流れ出るザーメソかと思われ
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昔のより不味くなったな、ハッピーターン
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7 :水先案名無い人:04/02/09 10:01 ID:HDGznufy
第6問 次の文章を読み、下の問い(A・B)に答えよ。 (配点 45)

 Paula had started to cry so much that she was beginning to totally lose her sight,
as the last zombie behind her thrusted his 9 foot cock into Paula's pussy and began
fucking her with vicious force. Paula felt ready to just give out and stop struggling,
and really wished the zombies would just kill her now.
 ~Please... just let me... die!!~ even her mental calls were now mixed with near
uncontrollable sobbing. Soon, the zombie sucking her right nipple finally stopped,
and he soon crumbled to dust, leaving only the zombies that were pumping her pussy
and mouth, and one more in front of her aside from those two.
 Soon enough, and ironically, at the same time, both of the currently
orifice-fucking zombies had built and released their loads, the one in front into
Paula's mouth again, who only replied with more tears, and slightly more reddening
in the face from the rush of blood, and the one behind her into her pussy.
 However both decided to pull out of her half way early, causing the one in front
to cum all over Paula's face, hair, chest, and even parts of her back, and the one
in back to cum on both Paula's pussy, ass, the upper half of her legs, and even
the lower half of her back, resulting in Paula being almost totally drenched in
their putrid cum from all angles.


8 :水先案名無い人:04/02/09 10:01 ID:HDGznufy
 Now, the final zombie in front of Paula walked up to her, as she collasped onto her stomach,
drained and ravaged to near-death by the other zombie's rapings. The zombie grabbed Paula by
the hair, and pulled her up with supernatural strength, and forcing her back onto her feet,
unable to stand up on her own, and the zombie soon positioned Paula's back against the cliff
wall behind her, and looked at her with menace in his eyes, which began to glow.
 Paula had suddenly heard in her mind, ~Gyork! So you little slut,
have you had enough of my zombies?! *belch*~ Paula was barely able to recognize the voice,
~Ma... master Belch...~ she tried to grow, as the zombie itself pulled out it's own erected
cock, almost over 14 inches long, and the longest one yet.
 Paula had barely been able to see this through her tears, and wanted to pass out right
then and there, but didn't for some strange reason, as the zombie began to fuck her mouth,
causing her to gag more and more from the extensively long.
 ~Heeg heeg! You bitch! I shall make you pay the ultimate prince for getting in my and
master Giygas' plans!~ Paula didn't even respond, her will now completely broken, and just
letting the final zombie have its' way, thrusting into her mouth further and further.
 Paula's vision began to blur, and blur, as the zombie climaxed seconds later,
causing a flood of cum much larger than any of the other zombies to gush into her throat.
 The zombie pulled out of her 1/4 of the way through, and then exploded all over her
now sitting frame, drenching her in cum and semen all over all of her body except the back.


9 :水先案名無い人:04/02/09 10:02 ID:HDGznufy
 The zombie however, did not appear to explode, and then lowered himself and picked up Paula by her legs,
and using the wall behind her to hold her up, and his still erected cock pumped into her pussy,
and he proceeded to give her the biggest fucking she had even felt in her life,
even though Paula ignored the pain, ignored the passion, her will completely broken and shattered forever.
 The zombie finally climaxed in her pussy once final time, and then pulled out again
about 1/2 way through, and shooting the rest onto her body one more time. The zombie then dropped Paula,
her back against the wall, her legs folded in front of her, with her ebbing pussy exposed through
the zombies' transparent and putrid cum.
 Paula's vision had totally gone back, as she heard a final voice from Master Belch in her mind.
 ~Farewell, you pretty little whore. *burp*~ As she finally passed out. Paula's reality seemed to be
in one place, and her mind wasn't even conscious anymore, and she was left,
almost dead, bleeding, and soaked in cum, raped and broken by a foe once thought defeated.
 The last thing she heard in her mind was Ness's voice, much too late,
 "PAULA!!" And then Jeff's voice, "PAULA, WAKE UP!!"



10 :水先案名無い人:04/02/09 10:03 ID:HDGznufy
 "PAULA!!" "PAULA, WAKE UP!!"
 the voices echoed, and Paula's eyes suddenly opened, flashing her surroundings in her eyes.
 She looked to be back in the hotel hut in Saturn Valley. Strangely though, she felt healed,
and fully rejuvenated, almost as if nothing had ever happened to her that day.
 In fact, as she looked up into Ness and Jeff's faces, they had a look of amusement.

 "Paula, what the heck were you screaming so much about? Where you having a nightmare?"
 Paula's eye's grew wide, as she examined her body for any marks or other signs of the
horrid fate that had just befallen her.
 "Ness, I'm sorry I left out into the valley..."
 she said to him.
 "But, Paula, you've been in here for the entire last 5 hours." Jeff replied,
checking his watch.
 It was only then that Paula realized the truth of all that had transpired...


11 :水先案名無い人:04/02/09 10:03 ID:HDGznufy
 "Oh my god... that was only a nightmare..."
she said, realizing that she was completely unravaged, and still completely pure.

 After this revelation, she let out a laugh of relief,
and began to let on into the morning hours of Saturn Valley.
 Ness and Jeff could only stare on at their laughing friend,
only guess what kind of dream had put Paula under such a horrified trance.
 Paula decided that she would never tell them,
as they would only get worried and try to protect her, from something that
she and only SHE could protect herself from.

 Paula got up out of bed, and decided to walk over to the hot springs
on the higher hills of the valley, and soon soaked herself in the warm,
calming waters of the springs, the Mr. Saturns watching her worries
fade away like a coating of Master Belch's barf...


12 :水先案名無い人:04/02/09 10:07 ID:Q8Sdo8Ys
sage

13 :水先案名無い人:04/02/09 10:07 ID:HDGznufy
A 次の問い(問1〜5)に対する答えとして最も適切なものを, それぞれ下の@〜
Cのうちから一つずつ選べ。[ 43 ]〜[ 47 ]

問 1 How was Paula raped by zombies? [ 43 ]
  @ Paula was made to insert two or more zombies' penis in a vagina.
  A Paula demanded zombies to put a penis into a vagina strongly.
  B Paula was raped by the 20 inches penis.
  C Paula inserted them in the vagina, after cutting a zombie's penis one after another.



14 :水先案名無い人:04/02/09 10:08 ID:HDGznufy
問 2 What is Saturn Valley? [ 44 ]
  @ Paula's vagina.
  A Alien's penis.
  B The alien who came from Saturn.
  C A finger is cut by President Yamauchi.

15 :水先案名無い人:04/02/09 10:09 ID:HDGznufy
問 3 Now,most suitable comment of the writer who wrote this sentence? [ 44 ]
  @ The novel which rapes Paula for the first time in an American was able to be written. It is filled with deep emotion to this.
  A I myself act as the other self of these zombies like A.Smith, and it makes it imagine to have raped Paula.
  B I think that I will war with Nintendo with this novel. kill me!President Yamauchi!
  C Paula-tan, HaaHaa ...

16 :水先案名無い人:04/02/09 10:32 ID:WxebYoVk
問 2 The following Hentai-Pic describes one scene of a novel.Choose suitable comment.[ 46 ]
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  @ Impression is received in the semen which blows off from a vagina.
  A Paula is immersed in the most wonderful pleasant sensation in life.
  B In addition, I think that it should be made to be the same as that of about 500 persons.
  C Next, it is a time of he inserting in a vagina.

問 5 Now, what is what Paula wants?[ 47 ]
  @ Many penises.
  A Many semen.
  B The vagina to which the liquid of a lot of vaginae comes out.
  C World peace.

B 次の会話について, 最もPatがファビョって発言しているものを一つ選べ。


  <<状況>> この英文の筆者であるPatがNessと会話をしている。

  Pat:Hi, Ness! I wrote the novel which rapes Paula which is your sweetheart at last!
 Ness:Haa!? FOOLISH YOU!?
  Pat:That is right! Take Paula from Ness and now! It cannot bear any longer! Rape Rape Rape!
 Ness:GO TO HELL!!
  Pat:Oh!Does it kill each other with me? It is interesting!
 Ness:PK ATTACK!!
  Pat:THE LAST ARCANA "THE OTHER ONE"!!

17 :水先案名無い人:04/02/09 13:21 ID:iYbXDsvw
これは捕まるな

18 :水先案名無い人:04/02/09 16:51 ID:HDGznufy
patとMOTHERの夢のコラボレーション
Oh,sorry.The MOTHER one.

19 :水先案名無い人:04/02/09 18:38 ID:9Skm9B2d
センター英語18点だった経験があるおいらにはとても読めないよ。

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